Waiting

Waiting for your call Is like waiting for redemption And I’m not that patient my love No I’m not that patient no Are you there, are you there at home? Screening all your calls You have that, caller ID set And that damn star 69 While I wait in limbo Bite my nails, count the tiles Waiting for the other show to fall Waiting on you on you to call Will I see you again? One more drink one more night Do you think it would be alright if I heard from you? Waiting for your call Is like waiting for results Of a home pregnancy test It makes me very anxious Is she there, is she there with you? Drinking out of my wine glass Does she see my lipstick? Eat the food I brought over? I’ll admit I am lonely Too much time on my hands spent thinking Waiting for the other show to fall Waiting on you on you to call Will I survive the day? One more drink one more night Do you think it would be alright? Call me when you say It’s not that I’m accusing you But what’s your explanation Your hesitation How many days will you make me wait? It’s not that I haven’t got Other obligations Other invitations Why’d you have to look some damn good? Are you there, are you by the phone I know you’re there, I know you’re by the phone Part of me wants to tear my hair out Part of me wants to run away Slit my wrists do something drastic Why, you ain’t worth it Maybe I’ll take in a movie Wash my hair take out the trash Call a friend meet up for dinner Then again, Then again Waiting….are you there Waiting….I know you’re there Do you think this is fun? Do you think it’s fair to keep me waiting around like this? Like I have nothing better to do Cause I do you know I mean, just be straight okay. It’s not like you have anything else planned. Probably just sitting around in your underwear, watching MTV or Porn While I slowly go mad Do you get off on this? Let me guess Your DIALING FINGER BROKE! Well I won’t wait forever. Don’t keep me waiting (3x) for you.