Can You Cope With Mr Mope?

Can You Cope With Mr Mope? Can you cope with Mr Mope? Going out but never out going He'll be fashionably late You'll be fashionably fashionable He's a little bit worried That his words will only touch his lips And when they're not sitting still He spells no y, e, yes And in the crackpot jackpot elevator we all act a fool Here comes the bastard now, here comes the bastard now He says he's gonna run while he can Still hold scissors in his hands, still hold scissors in his hands Can you cope with Mr Mope? Praying that the party plays its part Fills the room with bricks of tension Heart stops if he gets a mention He's a little bit worried That his words will only touch his lips And when they're not sitting still He spells no y, e, yes And in the crackpot jackpot elevator we all act a fool Here comes the bastard now, here comes the bastard now He says he's gonna run while he can Still hold scissors in his hands, still hold scissors in his hands Mr Mope, Mr Mope Mr Mope the inspirational song kicked in a little late Mr Mope spat out the gum and got it stuck on his show Only been caught once, it was well and truly caught though What to do And in the crack-pot jackpot elevator we all act a fool Here comes the bastard now, here comes the bastard now He says he's gonna run while he can Still hold scissors in his hands, still hold scissors in his hands