Dead Successful

Dead Successful We used to meet for coffee Here's your change they would say No keep it please, I like things to remain the same Why'd you change? My Mrs is now amiss They ask me how I'm gonna handle this I said I'll die trying And then I'll be dead successful Find a spot in the fruit bowl Try and look the least bruised If you don't leave they'll leave you, it's sad but it's true You've been used My Mrs is now amiss They ask me how I'm gonna handle this I said I'll die trying And then I'll be dead successful Oh look at me, I'm dead successful Mum look at me, I'm dead successful Dead successful