Bald and Beautiful

I welcome all the bowling balls Present in the room I'll tell you all the legend that Is leading to your doom We'll blow your caps and the hats off To free those shiny tops Well there's no way that you can Now save those dwindling crops If you're hoping they'll grow back Let me tell you a fact Statistically, hereditary male pattern baldness is more commonly inherited from the mother's side of the family So stop hating your dad Get your fists up in the air Pull on your remaining hair It is okay if you curse Or think of something even worse Let out the hatred for the diabolical hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle The fear of receding hairline You've tried all of the remedies That they advertised From shampoos to lotions That one thing from that guy It's so cold and it's so breezy As your hair disappears The mirrors are scary They fill you with fear But don't let it get you down Here's a fact that I have found Study by the University of Pennsylvania says Bald Men Are More Dominant And Attractive But you still look so round Get your fists up in the air Pull on your remaining hair It is okay if you curse Or think of something even worse Let out the hatred for the diabolical hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle The fear of receding hairline So embrace your baldness Wear it with pride You got your wit and your wig And charm by your side And if you're feeling low Remember this line It's not the hair on your head But what's inside What's inside? What's inside? Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Diabolical Hair follicle Aaah! My pinky toe!