Your Shoelace (Is Untied)

I've been trying to tie my shoelace for the past 73 years, and I've just never gotten the hang of it But someone once told me, just do the bunny ears And ever since that, my life has changed Your shoelace is untied, your shoelace is untied, your shoelace is untied Your shoelace is Your shoelace is untied, your shoelace is untied, your shoelace is untied Your shoelaces I had bet you've heard it all before, but your aglets drag along the floor I found what you've been searching for, you don't need shoelaces anymore It comes from the French word velour and crochet You gotta let yourself grow, you know those things they make velcro Your shoelace is untied, your shoelace is untied, your shoelace is untied Your shoelace is Your shoelace is untied, your shoelace is untied, your shoelace is untied Your shoelaces Tie your lace, tie your lace, 'til you fall on your face It's untied, (it's untied) it's untied Your shoelaces I mean, Velcro's just clearly the way to go It's like, in every single way, it's better than shoelaces Because, like, think about how fast I can strap on Velcro Why would I want shoelaces You know It's just more convenient It's just better And you know what I've never seen people with untied Velcro It's stupid (Stupid) Your shoelace is untied, your shoelace is untied, your shoelace is untied Your shoelace is Your shoelace is untied, your shoelace is untied, your shoelace is untied (Untied your) Your shoelaces