Margaret-Skit

On a cold Winter day Kaptive is taking the bus back to his house And during this journey he gets into some unwanted small talk with a bitch named Margaret"Yeah my son Andrew (uh-huh) he's going to be graduating soon from a charter school with (okay) Summa cum laude (Good for him nice) and we're very proud of him couldn't be prouder (good good) But uh anyway I apologize for yapping your ear off what about you Like what do you want to do when you're all grown""Yeah I'm going to be a rapper I make (oh) like rap music actually""Oh okay that's cute and all that you're going for that but like what's your plan B You know you need a plan B" Then suddenly something snapped in Kaptive there was no way he could let that shit slide"Oh yeah bitch well maybe you should have taken a (oh) fucking Plan B (oh my) Before someone stuck their dick in you and made (oh m) that cunt Andrew""Oh my well this is okay I'm totally trained in dealing with troubled youth I- I'm sorry all I meant was that becoming a rapper I mean I have plenty of cousins and nephews and aunts and uncles who tried to be rappers And now they're either homeless or dead so that-that's-that's all I'm saying Basically you can't do it okay" Kaptive then reached into his Super Mario book bag And discreetly pulled out a nine millimeter gun and aimed it right at her ribs"Listen to me bitch (oh oh my gosh) do not make a scene (oh my God) on this bus right now (alright) But I swear (okay) I will pull this (okay) fucking trigger with no regrets (alright) If you don't take that (I'm sorry) shit back""Listen I'm sure one day you can be renowned as a great with Joey Bad A-word And Big and-and Vanilla Ice I-I think and uh you're-you can yeah you-you're a very capable young man You can do it I'm sure" After he set things straight Kaptive put his gun back into his Super Mario book bag"Thank you very much Margaret it's been a pleasure meeting you I believe this is my stop don't forget to keep your ears peeled for The Drawing Board by Kaptive" He then got off at his stop walked in his house with no consequence And prevented his fragile ego from being tarnished yet again