C'est La Vie!

The mic seems to be working now Oh my god, this is too heavy, I can't stand it We'll be fine Come on, let's go We are interrupting this program To deliver an urgent announcement To all citizens of Earth Let's get it on! All right man! I'm ready go to out tonight You ready? Let's dress up nicely friends! You won't forget this one I need some nice hook to lift me up Get that weak shit of my track I have good one, here we go C'est la vie, follow me! Follow me where C'est la vie, on the streets! We're on the streets, yeah C'est la vie, own the beat! We owning beats, yeah C'est la vie, honestly Honestly, honestly On my way to the club last night I find my self ripe, wanting for a baby Not the baby that you think of When you think of babies I'm talking bout a lady The door opens up for me No one out to meet So I'm down to peak in A round for me and No bounds, a weekend In towns the reason A hound is seekin He plans to move But his hands are full He's a handsome fool So why leave then? He scans the room In an antsy mood And sees dancing. Moves To be seen and look! A weird man approaches He's sent to coach and See men in oceans of women What the f*ck you want from me, kid? Get off of me, split! You awesome but shit Your potion's not needed I mean it! Go, beat it! I'm normal You're weirding Me out Meow! I see a chick in front of me scout! I send a smile, she's wanting me, wow! I reach out, the crowd in here loud They making me bounce I shout and she wants to dance with me now! No chance, the man with me doubts! I laugh and go straight to her Hate for her to have no dancing pal We dance around There's no chance I'm out C'est la vie, follow me! Follow me where C'est la vie, on the streets! We're on the streets, yeah C'est la vie, own the beat! We owning beats, yeah C'est la vie, honestly Honestly, honestly The clock strikes 3 AM Let's see I am Down to meet again She says no, let's leave and then We are on our way to be an animal No pantihoes Her dress the only thing she wearing yo! I'll marry her! Wow! She feels like a fucking Merry-go-round I say I'mma f*ck her And she goes down on me No condom, we Decide to risk it No time for this shit She's fine I missed it She's mine and this bit's Where I go in And she's plowed I finish! Yeah No dime could be this fair She wants me living there! I don't believe it, where's The fucking catch man, I want to know She's like, no man, there's no catch at all I'm like OK then, let me go If I come back well then we'll know She's like no man, I won't let you go She tries to tie me down, but I run away Then I hide and wait for a bus ride They're all delayed so I must try To call a taxi It's all so taxing Then the taxi driver asks If I'd be down for another party He's got Bacardi and a place with hotties I say f*ck it, man The night is young, G! C'est la vie, follow me! Follow me where C'est la vie, on the streets! We're on the streets, yeah C'est la vie, own the beat! We owning beats, yeah C'est la vie, honestly Honestly, honestly Uh, 579, you're good for it I'm gonna send this to you So, you can go ahead and accept it, OK?