Safe Sex Song

When it comes to condoms, don't wear two 'Cause they'll tear and they'll be more of you And they're not the best choice by themselves So use a condom plus something else There's lots of options to choose from There's pills and implants and patchy ones Outercourse allows love affairs That just avoid putting "that" in "there" Some say it's safe to use the pull-out method Bad advice to take 'Cause it's not effective 'Cause sometimes there sperm in pre-ejaculate And then next thing you know, tag you're it So be safe don't do Things you're not supposed to Do what's right for you and yours And if you don't know That's what a doctor's for If you have an STD The best thing to do, ethically, Is to tell the people you're having sex with And any of your recent exes Using condoms reduce the risk Of another person contracting it Male condoms and female too Both make a barrier protecting you Can't guarantee other ways to do it Won't still give you an STD You're mixing bodily fluids If you're sexually active you don't have to fear As long as you get tested at least once a year So be safe don't do Things you're not supposed to Do what's right for you and yours And if you don't know That's what a doctor's for Women having body hair isn't gross It's the same as men's and normal for most There's debate on what's the best and cleanest An uncircumcised or a circumcised penis Regularly change your underwear The vagina cleans itself, don't put soap up there Girls pee after sex to avoid UTIs You don't have to worry as much if you're a guy It's good to know your body and the way things belong So you'll know if or when something is wrong It's important to take care of yourself For the sake of your health So be safe don't do Things you're not supposed to Do what's right for you and yours And if you don't know That's what a doctor's for