dickhead blues

Damn the dickhead blues When your time becomes somebody else's refuge Damn the dickhead blues Make a vacation out of you Damn the dickhead blues When you are stuck sinking In someone's lagoon Like a spoon drowns in a stew What kind of meal are they making of you? Thinking cupid calls for you End up gum on someone's shoe Makes me feel like I don't have a clue My dilemma is always a dickhead Who's drunk on the daily news Like coyotes in culottes Clawin' for coffee In open toed shoes I'm no longer amused by losers Who find themselves losing me That's why I choose I'm not as worthless as I once thought I am pretty top notch I am pretty top notch I am pretty top notch I'm useful Damn the dickhead blues When you're feeling as broke as a bottle of booze Damn the dickhead blues Like a soda straw strangling you Thinking cupid calls for you And end up gum on someone's shoe Makes me feel like I don't have a clue If I had a heart, if I had a heart If I had a heart, if I had a heart I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start If I had a heart, if I had a heart If I had a heart, if I had a heart I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start If I had a heart, if I had a heart If I had a heart, if I had a heart I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start I'd know where to start, I'd know where to start I'm not as worthless as I once thought I am pretty top notch I am pretty top notch I am pretty top notch I'm useful