Football Fan

Sunday morning comes along And I turn on the old TV I tell my wife, my kid, and dog not to bother me I have a beer in my hand and remote in the other And i'm feeling mighty grand Oh what a special feeling being a full time football fan I'm a football fan That's what I am I love the sound of the cheer and a cold beer in my hand I'm a football fan That's what I am Even after I'm gone I'm still gonna be a football fan Monday night rolls along And I get in my car I drive down the highway and I go to Kelsey's Bar My friends are there to greet me and I'm feeling mighty fine There's a brunette trying to thank me up but she's just wasting her time I'm a football fan That's what I am I love the sound of the cheer and a cold beer in my hand I'm a football fan That's what I am Even after I'm gone I'm still gonna be a football fan Thursday night rolls along and I still can't get my fill So I turn to ESPN cause I know i'll get a thrill I see the Cowboys and the Raiders and my wife is up in bed How I wish they'd keep the camera on the Raiderettes instead I'm a football fan That's what I am I love the sound of the cheer and a cold beer in my hand I'm a football fan That's what I am Even after I'm gone I'm still gonna be a football fan I'm a football fan That's what I am I love the sound of the cheer and a cold beer in my hand I'm a football fan That's what I am Even after I'm gone I'm still gonna be a football fan Even after I'm gone I'm still gonna be a football fan Even after I'm gone I'm still gonna be a football fan TOUCHDOWN