I Love Christmas

Everybody knows that Santa Claus is dead Why should I waste time wrapping presents When it doesn't mean a thing to me? Holidays are great Then we get to celebrate Don't you know it's just a scam To make you spend your cash? And more suicides are committed then It's the time of year for me How I love my Christmas tree Why cut down a tree and watch it slowly die? And you never get what you wanted It just doesn't seem like fun to me Christmas is the best Then we get to take a rest Karen, what is this I'm hearing from you? Tell me why, why, why, why you must be so blue? Come on, why don't you get up and enjoy the occasion? 'Cause Christmas is a time for love and expression But they make you eat moldy fruitcake We drink eggnog every night Lots of pretty colored lights Shiny gifts beneath the tree I hope one of them's for me It's our favorite time of year