Aeroplane Jane

We said goodbye, I boarded at Gate 9 You phoned again, while I stood there in the line She gave me a hand and showed me to my seat Alas, woe is me, no place for my feet Quietly I go insane On this lonely aeroplane Everybody looks the same On a lonely aeroplane And the strange man next to me Don't say 'scuse me when he sneeze Someone come and save me please I think that he just cut the cheese You're a million miles away And I miss you so today Quietly I go insane As I am lonely Aeroplane Jane Aeroplane Jane Aeroplane Jane's gone insane As I lose sense of reality You are still my only memory As I lose a As I lose a sense-a of-a-a reality As I lose a As I lose a sense-a of-a 'Cause I'm about to go insane On this lonely aeroplane Everybody looks the same On a lonely aeroplane And the in-flight magazines Advertise washing machines All your clothing stays pristine When you wash with a machine (When you wash with a machine) You're a million miles away And I miss you so today Quietly I go insane 'Cos I am lonely Aeroplane Jane Aeroplane Jane Aeroplane Jane's gone insane They serve the coffee and they serve the tea (Hey, hey, hey, hey) Strange man don't say thank you, don't say please (Hey, hey, hey, hey) K-k-keep keep keep going B-b-beep beep beep Boeing K-k-keep keep keep going B-b-beep beep beep Boeing K-k-keep keep keep going B-b-beep beep beep Boeing K-k-keep keep keep going B-b-beep beep beep Boeing You're a million miles away (K-k-keep keep keep going) And I miss you so today (B-b-beep beep beep Boeing) Quietly I go insane (K-k-keep keep keep going) On this lonely aeroplane (B-b-beep beep beep Boeing) You're a million miles away (K-k-keep keep keep going) And I miss you so today (B-b-beep beep beep Boeing) Quietly I go insane (K-k-keep keep keep going) On this lonely aeroplane (B-b-beep beep beep Boeing)