Lucifer's Luxury Hotels

Death devised another plot or plan To construct on another plot of land He purchased after saving more souls Of gracious folk with no morals Lucifer's Luxury Hotels Had to take out a loan A risk based on this Year's worth of tombs But an investment Prospect for his home Yet above the Earth's crust Where survival is a must People delay every virus Life expectancy jumps a hundred plus A shaky Satan trembles at the sight of his misfortune Knowing full-well that he'll need to make payment soon How many times do I have to send Those GOD-DAMNED LETTERS Before I hit the bend Just to sit back And watch my GOD DAMN DEBT SURGE Close to foreclosure he sends out another brochure In attempt to lure those of souls more pure Have a swim in the pool, it's sweltering hot You ought to dwell for a time in hell One single payment, one soul to sell What a deal/steal Lucifer's Luxury Hotels Had to take out a loan A risk based on this Year's worth of tombs Even though the thought Of foreclosure looms With spirits drained His "soul" currency remained Only one option left to be repaid Disillusioned laughs all the way to the bank Knowing full-well how much his stock sank Off to see Crowley Failing with his current plea Had to give up the deed