Headcount

Happy little moles with their stinky little noses Sniffin around in the dirt The tension's overwhelming and the river banks are swelling Another little bugger's getting hurt Headcount is what we are Headcount is wunderbar Faceless through the masses and puffing green-house gasses Will this party ever end? Twitter and tweet and my facebook's pretty neat I wish I had another friend Headcount is what we are Headcount is wunderbar Skipping is no fun and the children weigh a ton Blame it all on MTV A deer in the headlights surf the net most nights Thank God the porn is free Headcount is what we are Headcount is wunderbar Aimless and shameless and nameless and blameless Clueless and ruthless are we Greed and weed and feed and speed How much longer we will see