Faceruiner

They call me the Faceruiner Don't cut your nails if you wanna be like me Those eyes could use a downgrade Oh little beauty Pucker up and kiss goodbyes goodbye I'll teach you to rhyme if you have the time But forget about rhyme or reason Should you feel so inclined Knock knock You'll never guess who on Earth it is No, not now Right now Not now Right now You look much prettier from my perspective If you ask me, you're a solid f*ck out of f*ck If you catch my drift Nothing inside you is real That's what you tell yourself, honey That's why you skip meals and turn down those deals So sealed is your beauty Choked beneath its very blanket I'm not referring to your weight Little dude That's all on you You eat what you choose I eat when you lose And if you wanna be like me you gotta disregard The notion of anything being authentic Nobody gives a f*ck about your music Stop it, step outside like you always do Stop, step, stip, stop, stup, stubbed your little toe It's no surprise considering how dense Your sense of self importance gets There's nothing brave about rambling to yourself Well, I suppose you need an audience I'm on the fence 'bout whether or not you have the sense To see how tense you've been with confidence And pin from whence suspense began to rise Hence all your shaky breaths You silly coward You fucking stupid thing I'll ruin your face before it has the chance to try to sing You and that look on your face are now the talk of the place So don a frown before I make you Justify remarks through a mask, it's a farce Get a mirror that works and be gone Be gone Be gone Be gone I am the Faceruiner And I'm going to ruin your face Be gone