Jan the Man

It's the truly exceptional Jan the man Up behind the microphone stand And like f*ck do I give a fucking damn About my supposed sicko rap brand F*ck knows how high I am See I'll get as high as I can When up my nose I bang up the old chang Later my ass will proper hang But do I give a f*ck Like f*ck, I wanna get fucked out me nut And make the best raps up While getting my dick fucking sucked By some big titted bitch It's the best way to do ya shit Rapping and getting licks While necking back the strong spirits It's cos I'm pissed artist see Cos when pissed I rhyme more fluently Booze inspires the poet in me So most the time pissed I be See this be Jan the man On the microphone stand And I don't give a fucking damn When playing my fucking jam Who's the man Jan's the man I don't give a fucking damn So just f*ck off now man Hold on tight cos Jan the man is on the mic And like f*ck do I give a fucking shite F*ck off my tongue I'm gonna fucking bite So sue me then for being impolite Whatever I do it's seen as not right Whatever I say it's seen as not bright Probably cos what I say comes from spite F*ck you I'll say what the f*ck I fucking like Tough shit if that makes you uncomfortable Do you think I could care f*ck all My concern for this is very little So sit on my middle finger and swivel I can't be fucked with ya fucking quibble I'm knocking me back a fucking skin full And as long as my shits still functional I'll be giving it some bitch that be fuckable Well ain't I just a dirty S. O. B That touches up every pretty girlie So call me well pervie It's not like I give a f*ck remotely Still this is Jan the man On the microphone stand Still not giving a fucking damn When playing my fucking jam Who's the man Jan's the man I don't give a fucking damn So just f*ck off now man The mic is Jan the man's now And you ain't ever heard a tongue so foul Is that why my shit on the radio they won't allow My shits seen inappropriate somehow It makes you raise an eyebrow When I fire a warning shot across ya bow As again we enter into another row Why don't you just throw in the fucking towel Cos my rapping has got you on the ropes As controversy it provokes You can't see how society copes It won't be long till it won't though folks Cos Jan the man shall not refrain From giving you my sick rap again and again You don't like how I go against the grain As along the way every other fucker I'll blame Well that's me being me I won't take responsibility I'm too busy dropping xtc Getting fucked out me fucking tree You're listening to Jan the man On the microphone stand Saying, f*ck you I don't give a fucking damn I'll keep playing my fucking jam Who's the man Jan's the man I don't give a fucking damn So just f*ck off now man