Plastic Brat

Yes, It's true Plastic I am And a brat at that Who knew synthetics could be so stubborn? Some assembly required Low maintenance, incontinence Sole Tenant No escapade, I'm a plastic brat Can't degrade, I'm a plastic brat Handle with care, I'm a plastic brat And that is that I'm a plastic brat I will not fade, I'm a plastic brat May abstain, I'm a plastic brat Handle with care, I'm a plastic brat And that is that I'm a plastic brat No you can't rid of me This can't be right I guess my job is done here Please just recycle No escapade, I'm a plastic brat Can't degrade, I'm a plastic brat Handle with care, I'm a plastic brat And that is that I'm a plastic brat I will not fade, I'm a plastic brat May abstain, I'm a plastic brat Handle with care, I'm a plastic brat And that is that I'm a plastic brat