Your Phone's off the Hook, But You're Not

Someone clean to chew on A wife that no one likes I called and they said all of New York Was a tow-away zone We paid sixty dollars on 12th Street today And now all our money's gone You don't have to answer me You don't have to call me back Your phone's off the hook But you're not You hate my older sister And you burglarize our home Your dirty invitation waits Run over on my street I don't care who you don't like You don't have to answer me You don't have to answer me You don't have to call me back Your phone's off the hook But you're not Someone clean to chew on A wife that no one likes I called and they said all of New York Was a tow-away zone We paid sixty dollars on 12th Street today And now all our money's gone You don't have to answer me You don't have to call me back Your phone's off the hook But you're not But you're not But you're not But you're not