Come Join the Show

There’s a beetle on a bike and it’s got no chance in hell Got my straightjacket on and I’m picking up a burning smell Got a seeing eyeball and a cauldron of gasoline It seems I have discovered something like a buzzard sitting where my head should be Aaaaahhhhhh Small puppet figures as white as cocaine screaming whispers in your ear Doesn’t it sound like you’re sure to have fun? In the world of the crazy there’s nowhere to run Ohhh, come join the show These oversized insects find their way under my skin but they say they won’t bite so I guess I’ll just let them in I know you’re not real but mmm you’re a good-looking boy Wrapping you in paper, saving you for later, sure to be my favorite toy Aaaaahhhhhhhh Small puppet figures as white as cocaine screaming whispers in your ear Doesn’t it sound like you’re sure to have fun? In the world of the crazy there’s nowhere to run Ohhh, come join the show Hallucinations are marvelous things They dance and they prance, oh how pretty they sing! The price of admission? Just half of your mind. It’s only a piece, I’m sure you’ll be fine Come join the show