Mr. Adams

Mr. Adams always tells me the answers Mr. Adams never looks me in the eyes Don't suppose he knows I notice every time Why don't you look me in the eyes? Mr. Adams always walks me to the bus stop Mr. Adams never thinks of reason or rhyme Oh, but he just won't go 'til he sees I'm inside Why Mr. Adams? Why Mr. Adams? Why? Saturday morning skipping on Clairmont Street Pretty pink pavement kisses my dainty feet Stop in the driveway of house 120 The sleepy Chevrolet, oh yes, I've seen it plenty Come a little closer, got secret that you've got to keep I doodle his name in every class Just seeing his face it helps the time pass I think I might stay a little past half past two So he can tell me what to do Mr. Adams always tells me the answers Mr. Adams never looks me in the eyes Don't suppose he knows I notice every time Why don't you look me in the eyes? Mr. Adams tells me, "Yes," but then he says "Stop." Takes the pen right out my hand to carry the nine Oh, swear his touch alone occupies my whole mind Why Mr. Adams? Why Mr. Adams? Why? Hi, Mr. Adams, got a question could you answer? Hi, Mr. Adams, like the auburn in your tie, sir Hi, Mr. Adams, could I ask you for a coat, brrr I'm feeling tired but, boy! You look inspired today Hi, Mr. Adams, could you tutor me on Sunday Hi, Mr. Adams, caught cha sleeping at the school play Hi, Mr. Adams, are you going to the fundraiser? Because I think that you should Oh, I really think that you should My god, I think that you should Spray my perfume just before the test He asks me how prepared I am, "Sir, I tried my best!" And for the first time he smiles and I'm breathless Oh, my heart is wild, I'm feeling quite beguiled today! I'd like to stay forever like this If he gets any closer fear I might kiss him Whispers, "Good luck" and oh, I feel bliss My god, Mr. Adams, I can't do this anymore! Question 1: What keeps us surely bound-up in life? A) Time Question 2: What's the immediate solution to strife? D) Wine Question 3) What is a riddle if not but a type of___? A) Rhyme Question 4: My head is spinning…Mr. Adams! Could you help with… Question 4: What is a Mr. without a ____? Um, question 4? I feel confused…it only says "Ms., Miss, or Mrs." Question 4: I need to know the answer right now… Mr. Adams I confess, Mr. Adams I'll be your mistress! *Mr. Adams, uncomfortable and confused, points to the correct answer (Mrs.) with his wedding band finger* Mr. Adams always tells me the answers Mr. Adams loves to look me in the eyes Don't suppose a single soul should have to know why… Why? Why Mr. Adams? Why Mr. Adams? I've got to say goodbye