Nurse Nightingale

My old mum used to say I was no one and nothing But to see me today Would have knocked out her stuffing I've always been one of those women Who gets overlooked Judged by their covers Instead of the book But have I got a story inside And it's one that I simply can't hide And I can give you the juice if You want an exclusive Just call me with a six-figure fee I don't spill these beans for free Read all about it I'm here to shout it out The not so invisible me! Nurse Nightingale Isn't she dreamy? Nurse Nightingale Peaches and creamy She's everything You could want a nurse to be Everything you want and so much more Fresh and alluring It's so reassuring To know you're in safe hands With a woman who understands Glands Her bedside manner's like manna from heaven above She will spread your broken wings And heal them with love Nurse Nightingale Isn't she darling? Nurse Nightingale Precious and charming No wonder she's an A-list VIP Discreet and professional too Book your appointment to view Nurse Nightingale We love you! Nurse Nightingale Isn't she something? Nurse Nightingale The absolute 'humding' She makes this world A better place to be The world's a better place with me Forceful yet cheery She never gets weary An angel by your side Bringing joy with a spring in her stride An inspirational beacon of light for our time She will take your mundane life And make it sublime Dreamy creamy Now they see me! Nurse Nightingale Let them look on in wonder Nurse Nightingale I'm stealing the thunder The time has come for everyone to see For once I'll be top of the tree Tip top Top of the tree Flaunting my cee-leb-ri-ty Cee-leb-ri-ty The no longer risible Truly gee-whizzable Not so invisible Me! Nurse Nightingale That's me! Nurse Nightingale Come see! Nurse Nightingale Nine nine nine Emergency!