Met You In My 20s (feat. Lindsay Burstedt, Gigi LeClair & Julie Kerner)

I was a shit show Everybody should know "Best years of my life?" Just try to survive Finally out on my own With my bejeweled flip phone Can't hardly pay the bills Stay alive by sheer will I was an asshole, irresponsible, A lying and conniving Little shit who leaned on wit It was tough, and I was rough Around the edges, but I Made myself a pledge that said Oh, oh I will not always be like this Gotta be a way out of it Maybe another drink or fun drugs Then I'll be messy and need a hug So if I met you in my 20s I'm so sorry Locked in a bathroom Vomit everywhere, ew Next morning wake up Wearing last night's make up Laugh like it's just fine Swear this is the last time Then I look into the mirror Black and blue eye from where? I was an asshole, irresponsible, A lying and conniving Little shit who leaned on wit It was tough, and I was rough Around the edges, but I Made myself a pledge that said Oh, oh I will not always be like this Gotta be a way out of it Maybe another drink or fun drugs Then I'll be messy and need a hug So if I met you in my 20s I'm so sorry Why do we lie to youths? We should tell them truths Never feel grown up Half of life is pure luck Your 20s are a hot mess 'Though fun I confess, yes Just make it out alive And then you will thrive (And) It will not always be like this Gonna be a way out of it Self reflection and really good friends Make the difference in the end So if I met you in my 20s I'm so sorry I'm really sorry Super sorry Really, really sorry Sorry Sorry, so sorry, ooh, ooh Sorry, so sorry I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry Sorry