Christmas Wrapper

Oh, it's hard to be a Christmas Wrapper I'm on the front line making your presents look more dapper Smooth me over your gifts let my pretty paper cover it Oh yeah, that's me a snazzy Christmas Wrapper If it's a square box, then I'm in my prime Smooth me over the edges and I'll make it look divine Maybe pop a ribbon around my middle use a bow to snazz me up just a little Oh, I bet you ain't never seen a present look so fine! Oh, it's hard to be a Christmas Wrapper I'm on the front line making your presents look more dapper Smooth me over your gifts let my pretty paper cover it Oh yeah, that's me a snazzy Christmas Wrapper Sometimes wrapping onesies can be kinda tricky Those corners can be real tough for sticking But I manage it because I'm a professional And I make those onesie presents look super swell Oh, it's hard to be a Christmas Wrapper I'm on the front line making your presents look more dapper Smooth me over your gifts let my pretty paper cover it Oh yeah, that's me a snazzy Christmas Wrapper Wrapping bottles of wine is super hard isn't it Getting round those curves is tough, but I do my best at it Try to hide that it's a wine and make it look like a champagne WOAH But, what do I do with the top bit? Oh no! Oh, it's hard to be a Christmas Wrapper I'm on the front line making your presents look more dapper Smooth me over your gifts let my pretty paper cover it Oh yeah, that's me a snazzy Christmas Wrapper Yes, I'm a Christmas Wrapper I'm here making your presents look dapper When you open me, you couldn't be happier Oh, I love being a Christmas Wrapper But what happens when you've unwrapped your gift Do you scrunch me up and toss me in the bin quick I feel so sad, I thought I was a hit Then I'm out in the trash like a piece of rubbish Oh, it's hard to be a Christmas Wrapper I'm on the front line making your presents look dapper Smooth me over your gifts let my pretty paper cover it Oh yeah, that's me a snazzy Christmas Wrapper Oh, it's hard to be a Christmas Wrapper I'm on the front line making your presents look dapper Smooth me over your gifts let my pretty paper cover it Oh yeah, that's me a snazzy Christmas Wrapper Oh, it's hard to be a Christmas Wrapper I'm on the front line making your presents look dapper Smooth me over your gifts let my pretty paper cover it Oh yeah, that's me a snazzy Christmas Wrapper Oh, it's hard to be a Christmas Wrapper I'm on the front line making your presents look dapper Smooth me over your gifts let my pretty paper cover it Oh yeah, that's me a snazzy Christmas Wrapper Oh yeah, that's me a snazzy Christmas Wrapper Oh yeah, that's me a snazzy Christmas Wrapper Snazzy Christmas Wrapper