Oh, I Love!

Woke up this morning Full of despair For I don't live In a house with stairs I woke up with dread So I rolled out my bed Slid down the hallway To my lounge instead It was there that I sat In the sun like a cat Tried to distract That I live in a one floor flat I felt so low Never felt like this befo' The next thing I know I'm crawling on the floor Laying on my rug Giving it a hug It was then that I realised (Then that I realised) My rug I love For in these times When we're stuck inside It's the little things That bring us delight Oh I love My decorative rug It perks me up When I feel like a slug Oh I love Layin' on my rug Walking on my rug I love my rug Oh I love The right side of the couch Don't let my flatmate slouch On my favourite couchy pouch Oh I love Eating outta my bowl Nachos and guacamole Oh I love my bowl It's the little things I crave When stuck inside to make me feel alive Enjoying things you might think strange But it's a way to pass the day Oh I love Hiding in the shower Pretending I'm Jack Bower Cakes I can devour Oh I love My giant orange bean bag Playing one person tag Dressing in a bin bag Oh I love My cute houseplant Oh no you can't Deny that we're both entranced This fine romance Was love at first glance Our love will last Oh I love my house plant We're married now The seeds of our love have been sown Don't need to go outside Cos I've found my perfect bridge I love you planty wanty woo