SOCKS

I met a girl in California She had a pet snake but didn't warn us We got bit Hallucinogenics started kicking in I met a boy from New York Got chased away by a pitch fork Hair got redder the more you starred Now his head's on fire and the sirens blare Why is the world such a crapfest Writing these songs is gonna make us confess Stones in the blender, no cash 'cause I spend her And gum under this bus bench I'm gonna wear socks 'cause my shoes aren't cool enough Gonna smoke a rock 'cause I don't do drugs Bought a new hat Maybe that will help me fall in love Put on my sunscreen so I don't get wrinkly Kept all my chains on 'cause they got ahold of me Under attack Take me back to second grade I met a man from Tennessea Said he would buy me a diamond ring If I took off my clothes Showed him where the garden grows Took a plane to Aussie But all your friends found me They don't like me as much Said I'm not so tough Grandma's calling my bluff Get me out of here Why is the world such a crapfest Writing these songs is gonna make us confess Stones in the blender, no cash 'cause I spend her And gum under this bus bench I'm gonna wear socks 'cause my shoes aren't cool enough Gonna smoke a rock 'cause I don't do drugs Bought a new hat Maybe that will help me fall in love Put on my sunscreen so I don't get wrinkly Kept all my chains on 'cause they got ahold of me Under attack Take me back to second grade All these bitches so damn sticky They all look the same Tell me something, is your husband Cool with all my fame? No I get it you just need somebody else to blame 'Cause you don't like my name I'm gonna wear socks 'cause my shoes aren't cool enough Gonna smoke a rock 'cause I don't do drugs Bought a new hat Maybe that will help me fall in love Put on my sunscreen so I don't get wrinkly Kept all my chains on 'cause they got ahold of me Under attack Take me back to second grade