Herald, The Punk Rock Elf

Ho-ho-Herald is a punk rock elf Wears black Docs with curly toes Misspelled heart tattoo on his bicep spells Hail Santa don't you know S-A-T-A-, what With screamin' guitars and boomin' drums Herald spins his Christmas cheer He's the elf that spreads the word That punk rock's cool all year He's the rebel of the North Pole Green mohawk and ripped up jeans Making toys all day to a punk rock beat Builds the punk kids' wildest dreams Not another cookie cutter elf Herald's got a heart of gold Bringing joy to every girl and boy 'Cross the whole punk rockin' world Got a new ax for young Johnny A spiked collar for little Patti Herald even sent some coal along If Santa thinks you're bratty And not in a good way He's the rebel of the North Pole Green mohawk and ripped up jeans Making toys all day to a punk rock beat Builds the punk kids' wildest dreams When you see Herald this Christmas Yell ho-ho-oi as a punk rock shout Cos he's the coolest elf around And that's what punk rock's all about Ho-ho-Herald is a punk rock elf And he deserves a shout Yeah he's the coolest elf around And that's what punk rock's all about Yeah, he's the coolest elf around And that's what punk rock's all about Ho-ho-Herald Yeah, he's the coolest elf around And that's what punk rock's all about Ho-ho-Herald Yeah, he's the coolest elf around And that's what punk rock's all about Ho-ho-Herald Yeah, he's the coolest elf around And that's what punk rock's all about Ho-ho-Herald - you rock