Best Served Cold

Jamesmikel, are you gonna take drive-thru orders or just sit there and shove blueberries up your ass Nah, uh, sorry boss, uh, I'm right on it Hi, uh, welcome to La Bomba Juice My name is Jamesmikel, how may I help you The Jamesmikel? The wack-ass rapper from high school Uh, uh, I'm sorry It's Ricky ShitForBrains dweeb The closeted football player who got stuck in sixth grade math Ugh, ShitForBrains Ay, uh, gimme a smoothie and easy on the healthy stuff, uh I don't want it as fruity as you. Ha ha ha Pull up to the second window How did he find me shitty? Shitty Ricky, all of high school always hit me, givin' hickeys Whole class knows him Only due with no diploma Honestly, but honestly, I'm looking for revenge His smoothie was $six.50, but I'll add in my two cents Blueberries up your ass Grabbin' the blender, open the lid, throw in some juice and banana bits My boss ain't lookin, whip out my dick, aim at the blender and take a piss, but not to the brim, no Halfway this hoe, cause Ricky, I'ma end you off my little secret menu So I'm grabbin' some detergent, merge it with some red excrement Watch it slither to the bottom, since this smoothie's for a serpent But it needs more savagery, pluck my armpits, make it hairy If he doesn't want it healthy, I'll just add in dingleberries And I pour it in a cup, as his ass is pulling up Tell him it's on me, he don't have to pay a buck And as he takes a drink, hands it to the side seat Then he thanks me with a tip, saying it's my mama's favorite treat