Stole the Bulge

I say give life. Give a goddamn life sentence to that thief Well, see? I'm sure there was a bigger motive, see Are you making fun of me No, see? Tell us the story one more time so we don't get misinformed Okay It was a quarter past eleven and my shift was super slow I was groggy since I didn't get sleep the night before And where do you work Well, it's not exactly practical Where women buy a rabbit and then take it up the rabbit hole A sex shop. And why the lack of sleep Well, I had a giant fight the other night with my lady Over what Well, she said the sex we had was boring And what did you say Can I finish with my story, see I was closing down and heard a ring at the entrance Had a white mask and big bag. I knew their intention Put a gun up to my face as I opened the register Told me f*ck the cash as I noticed her pedicure It was a woman Yeah, and she wanted fake poles Stuffed her bag with toys till her bag had a bulge And as she headed out, seemed we had the same thing I counted all the carrots and we had the same ring Then she turned around, no mask Gave me chills Said these will please me more than your pecker ever will Well, see. That even hitting me in my pride See, see, see to shining See, see, see