Woodpusher

You better accept your fate, you're nothing but a smothered mate, woodpusher... You better accept your fate, you're nothing but a smothered mate, woodpusher... Your opening is weak, there's no attack You're in a perpetual gambit, there's no turning back You're no grandmaster, woodpusher....woodpusher Check the middle game, win in the end Woodpusher will collect your men....woodpusher Hold your breath and make your move Checkmate by a wooden coup Woodpusher... You'd better accept your fate, you're nothing but a smothered mate, woodpusher... (ooo...ooo) You'd better accept your fate, you're nothing but a smothered mate, woodpusher... Yeah, you're no grandmaster (ooo...ooo) Your opening is weak, there's no attack (ooo...ooo) You're in a perpetual gambit cnd there's no turning back You're no grandmaster No You're just a woodpusher Rank and file is looking good Checkmated by a pawn of wood...woodpusher You're no grandmaster, woodpusher... Check the middle game, win in the end Woodpusher will collect your men....woodpusher You're no grandmaster...woodpusher (ooo...ooo) Woodpusher Checkmate! (ooo...oooo) You're no grandmaster Woodpusher You're no grandmaster You're just a woodpusher Woodpusher