Jingle Bells

Hell we’re supposed to know? We found out from a peer We don’t know who’s house is this But surely they have beer People very sad Don’t have much thing to say Tell’em they’re at a party With maniacs from Monterrey! Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Oh the f*ck!? Who broke the sink? Better to run away Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way If somebody ever asks Tell’em I was home that day Tequila, wine and rum Your dad is Santa Claus Where’s Nelly? Oh my god! She’s kissing her boss! Now I don’t know why But it feels like something’s wrong I’m gonna tell my highschool crush I love her while I‘m drunk! Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way I have debts I cannot pay I’ll buy wine anyway Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way The rooms are locked Someone’s inside I think they’re more than friends Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way Victor’s house is kinda cool He said that we could stay Jingle bells, jingle bells, year is kinda skunk! I’m gonna tell my highschool crush I love her while I‘m drunk!