Broadcast Malfunction (Skit)

This is not a test This is your emergency broadcast system announcing that every individual must fend for him or herself (You will not survive) We regret to inform you that medical, police, fire, and all other services will not be returning (Kill your friends) Any individual impersonating police, fire, or medical services is out to get you (Kill your neighbor) This is the ends We as a species have failed this planet Unfortunately at this point in time Survival of the human race is highly unlikely Trust not your neighbor Not your friends Not your family No individual is deemed safe This is the ends Take any precautions you deem necessary to protect your own self and survive (You will not survive) Survive you must survive Kill your friends, kill your family, kill your neighbor Survive survive this is the ends The fucking ends fucking f*ck