Mid-life Madness II

A woman has gotta learn To see through the mirror And not yearn, not yearn Her wrinkles to disappear No her wrinkles won't disappear A woman surely can see That not all that hangs lower Will stop males over sixty From ever noticing her Take it as it comes Mid life could be fun Even when you have cellulite on your bums And sweating when there's no sun A woman can accept That life after fifty will be different That she sometimes will forget If her bra is back to front A woman does not need To take drugs to make her feel More sexy out on the street C'mon that can't be real Go buy a fast car Glide off a cliff Go on a trip Dance with the waiter at the bar Life is too short, so to speak Life is too short, so to speak