15 Minute Broke

The following is an example of what you should not do It's payday - I got mo' checks And yo! I'm hungry- must fill stomach I stop at St Clair and 152nd To purchase food by debitin' my checking Welcome to da spot where they serve Big Macs You know what you want as a snack I think for a sec about food on my dish Then order small fry, fillet o' fish Light tarter and a spot of leaf lettuce I say it sexy so she won't forget us Roll up to da window, in a good mood Cuz this FLY honey is ringing up my food Hairstyle is tight, face lookin' right If she were fish, I'd have to bite I say yo girl, you lookin' kinda hot Act like I have to wait for food in the lot She say: You sexy, but I don't know you I think: I know, but I can show you I say: I know, so let's get acquainted You're the blank canvas that needs painted I'm the brush that'll make you wet C'mon, give co-worker headset She gives me receipt, says: have a nice night I say: Girl, you fine, and you know ain't right I flash her a wink, blow her a kiss Then drive to #2 to get my fish All I need is 15 minutes All I need is 15 minutes Park in a spot to eat hot fries This sandwich is good, what a surprise Then out of the blue, to my demise A knock on my window,- can't believe my eyes The chick at #1 is now at mine And though her body's skinny She still fine I unlock the door and let her slip in it She says: I'm on my break- got 15 minutes We have idle convo, it's insane Homegirl's so smart, she gives me brain It was so warm, I forgot my game How do I tell the story 'bout what's-her-name A few minutes later, she's on driver's side Straddlin' me all on my ride Horn honking as she starts to slide Up and down on my raw hide This feels good, but I'm in da hood Over to my right is Collinwood I'm hearing suction sounds cuz her cat is soggy Nobody can see us cuz windows are foggy As she rides me, I think Dag gum She's riding me good, but I have no Magnum My mental lapses as she glides to the beat As I stare at Rite Aid across the street 90 seconds later, I feel on her butt Then she contracts--made me nuts All I needed was 15 minutes All I needed was 15 minutes Now, 9 months later, I'm not that glad Cuz now, Imma be a broke dad Don't love this lady but she's next to me Looks good and is really sexy Story's far fetched-but best bet, G It's 'bout results of careless sex, B Single parents raise broken families For a few moments of insanity So please, excuse profanity But this story reduces calamity By warning on promiscuity To unite in perpetuity Cashier was nice, but gratuity Is wild child for some nudity Now, just think how rude it be To tell child you're nothing true to me Illegitimate baby that drove me crazy When getting a condom, I was too lazy I learned other lessons after that But I doubt I have to finish this poem with all of that All it took was 15 minutes All it took was 15 minutes All it took was 15 minutes All it took was 15 minutes All it took was 15 minutes All it took was 15 minutes The 15 minute BROKE!