Trailer Trash

So I've always been a piece of trash but Now I have a trailer so Does that make me trailer trash? So I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash I've always been trash but now I've got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash So I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash So I've always been trash but now I got a trailer A 36 foot fifth wheel land sailor And she's so fire like a chronic inhaler Or the publishers clearing house monthly mailer Never got dough from that though So I tried to go and flow in the tempo of allegro Tried to sneak into a show but they wouldn't let me flow Cuz they never heard of "KB8" or my portfolio Oh no so what do I do I get back in the studio to work for you And then I write a new song I already have a few So let's all go see the "KB8" menu I'm that goofy ass rapper that you make fun of Like the dodo that tries to fly with the dove But the shit that I spit just fits like a glove I'm the Yard Sale Gangsta so show me love And I growl when I rap so I seem a little scary Like a lyrical miracle visionary And I can't eat dairy or my guts get wary Same thing with gluten so bread is kind of scary Aahhhhhh Now switch it up and try to develop A picture of a model who is wearing no makeup Cuz I can't afford it and I do not want to steal So how in the world did I get this fifth wheel? I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash So I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So now I'm trailer trash like a GED failure Been arrested and I've met a jailer And like most guys I'm in love with Taylor Swift I got a gift for you A new portable home that we could move into Well I guess it's not new in fact it's kind of old And it's got a roof leak and a little black mold And electrical shorts that could maybe start a fire And out of the four only one flat tire And a fireplace for fire and it's gas so we get higher And it's even got a hookup for a washer and a dryer But I don't have those so we could just wear the same clothes Everyday like we're living in our videos You out on tour with a million fans And I would love to do the same I mean those were my plans Back in '98 as a younger man When I could not wait to test my wingspan But I drank too much and became an alcoholic With the thirst for the booze that was metabolic So I frolic through the night and drink everything in sight And become less dangerous than wet dynamite Like the little dingy on the back of the whaler I'm the perfect piece of trash that deserves a trailer I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash So I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash So I've always been trash but now I got an RV And not surprisingly that makes me royalty In the bottom most class of trailer parks Where I am less ferocious than a puppy when it barks Or the tiniest of sharks or the whiniest remarks Or me trying to block a three from John Starks Or Michael Jordan when he's snowboardin So I keep writing songs and I keep recordin No basketball for me cuz I can barely see 20 over 800 is my acuity I have no annuities and get no gratuities And I'm not a member of stellar communities With the opportunities to avoid absurdities Demonstrate Hippocrates while quoting Socrates I am on my knees begging you for a break As I say "Gee whiz" and "For goodness sakes" And my dandruff flakes' and I make mistakes And then I fall in love just to get heart breaks So now I'm all alone with my microphone Just me and my trailer and the vast unknown But then I remember I don't even have a truck So I guess I am stuck which is just my luck I feel like the hay in a combine baler Stuck with no truck to pull my damn trailer I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash So I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash So I've always been trash like a garbage pail kid Typecast to the past I have been branded And the title I demanded has already been handed To someone else before me so I guess that I am stranded Right where I have landed where the camera is not candid And I took a few drugs so that my mind would be expanded Like some LSD or some magic mushrooms Which have started to consume my love for Heidi Klum Where she's the wife and I'm the groom And she's my life and I assume She gets me so excited that my engine starts to go vroom vroom And then it starts to fume Weed smoke that makes a plume Kickin' ass like Legolas AKA Orlando Bloom From the elf tribe who has answered my call Hey y'all "ONE TRAILER TO RULE THEM ALL" So maybe Heidi and I and my first wife Taylor Could all go live together in my piece of crap trailer I've always been trash but now I got a trailer (Hey a guy can dream can't he?) So am I trailer trash? YEEHAW I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash So I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash I've always been trash but now I got a trailer So am I trailer trash? Trailer trash