If I Was A Houseplant

If I was a houseplant I'd be a green one A Philodendron Maybe a pink one Or a Monstera I'm growin slowly It's me and my houseplants I never feel lonely I hate everybody that's why all my friends are plants I don't need nobody so I'm never making plans I hate everybody that's why all my friends are plants I don't need nobody and I hope you understand I like bein alone Nobody's home Talk to my plants, yeah I watch them grow I can't relate I hesitate I make the same Stupid mistakes My plants don't talk as much as you Don't wanna be friends with you My plants don't talk as much as you I'm busy I got things to do If I was a houseplant I'd be a green one A Philodendron Maybe a pink one Or a Monstera I'm growin slowly It's me and my houseplants I never feel lonely I hate everybody that's why all my friends are plants I don't need nobody so I'm never making plans I hate everybody that's why all my friends are plants I don't need nobody and I hope you understand I hate everybody that's why all my friends are plants I don't need nobody so I'm never making plans I hate everybody that's why all my friends are plants I don't need nobody and I hope you understand