Texas Twister

Rolling along in my beat-up truck Radio blaring when just my luck A black funnel of fury shakes my ride I'm caught in a twister a half-mile wide! Round and round tossed up and down The whole damn world's spinning around A cow's in the air there goes a duck My house flew by so did my truck! We're caught in a Texas Twister Ridin' the wind can't resist her Kicking up dust spinning so tight Boots on fire in the stormy night! Do a little stomp do a little swing We're flying tonight in this wild thing! It's a Twisting Swirling Whirling Texas Twister Blowing into town quite a sight to see A dog flying by cows in trees We swirl in a church during a wedding song I grab the bride and bring her along Oh spin her to the left spin her to the right Swing her through this honky-tonk night The stars are falling the winds won't quit But this Texas Twister's got a fiery grit! Caught in a Texas Twister Riding the storm like a rodeo drifter Boots hit the floor faster and free This ain't no storm it's a jamboree! Do a little clap do a little hop The beat keeps rolling and we just can't stop! It's a Twisting Swirling Whirling Texas Twister Our hearts are beating the winds are riled The twister's roaring and we're going wild Hands on hips heels kicking high We're tearing up the dance floor under the sky! Spinning faster round and round Twisting to the rhythm of a freight train sound! We're caught in a Texas Twister Heartbeats race as the winds grow crisper Lightning strikes and the bass line hits The floorboards shake as we throw more fits! Do a little stomp do a little shout This whirling party ain't ever going out! It's a Twisting Swirling Whirling Texas Twister It's a Twisting Swirling Whirling Turning Reeling Whipping Flapping Slapping Churning Texas Twister The storm calms down but the thrill remains We're still two-steppin' through those Texas plains With boots full of dust and a grin to sell We survived the Texas Twister-and we danced like hell! In a Texas Twister In a Texas Twister In a Texas Twister It's a Twisting Swirling Whirling Turning Reeling Whipping Flapping Slapping Churning Texas Twister