Welcome To The Laboratory

Ladies and gentleman may I have your attention please Hello I'm your professor for the day They call me KO Clancy but you can call me K Welcome to my Laboratory Enter at your own risk Welcome to the laboratory this no place to play I'm here to put my horror story on discrete display I'm finna leave you more than gory in complete dismay This my fucking allegory I'ma show you why they call me K First off you need to listen before I make a potion And you wake up in a pit with just a basket and some lotion I'm pressing up some haze and the shit is way too potent And when you mix it with the cookies next thing you fuckin floatin' The crazy rapping wizard that's known to practice alchemy Freestyling up a spell naked on my balcony A verbal appendectomy for those who disrespecting me So stay out my Way I'm just trying to be what I'm meant to be I don't got any beakers I mix shit up in a bong With a bitch in a belly tat sitting topless in a thong She a thot I call Artemetese stirrin' up the pot Macaroni in that bitch now I'm stirrin' up a thot And she yelling not to stop and I'm worried I might break it The bitch is way too humble always saying she can't take it I'm a wizard with the stick I ain't even gotta work When I hit that fucking shit Know the pussies gonna squirt Cuz the cat has gone beserk I turn the kitty to a griffin' And I don't just put in work I'm a wizard on a mission So my bad back to it welcome to my laboratory Where I cook up hot shit like a fire in a lavatory I'm riding on a dragon and I'm hunting basilisk Coming at these haters and I'm not a pacifist Obsessed strategist I'm always twenty moves ahead I kidnapped Bobby Fischer and looked deep inside his head For bread I'm making moves but this ain't a fucking game Late night rendezvous in the booth with Kurt Cobain Have I gone insane or was that the ahyawaska Is this a pot of Brains? Or a fresh bowl of Pasta? Holy shit I must be tripping I'll guess I'll hit the booth So many demons in my head when I'm there I'll let them loose They say I got the juice, naw bitch I got the potion They say I got drip, naw bitch I got the Ocean I'm hung like a horse but got moves like a gazelle So all of you Lion (Lying) can eat a dick and go to hell Now it's time to die your death is free and mandatory Thank you for your time and welcome to my laboratory Anyone who's still alive The exit is to the left Photos are twenty five dollars Please run your microphone into the bin provided