Dear Theodore

KR! Life's changing We're all growing up I'm an uncle now Dear Theodore this world you come into was never worthy Your uncle's tryna make it rapping and I'm in my thirties I know right now it looks like flowers and pretty birdies And I ain't tryna steal your childhood…do you deserve me? Truth be told I'm an old soul I could be both Young and experienced because man I've seen some groupie toes Braving glass slippers tummy-tucking cutie folds The last to self-worth but the first in every beauty store It's a crazy world out here Man a lot of my friends are socially awkward without beer We're trying not to compromise But otherwise Right now they're shutting down TV Shows over thighs I hope you're not surprised Man I hope in your time people don't live colonized Even after independence if so I apologize Because I am watching a harvest burn through a farmer's eyes If you're having sex condomise Treat a woman right and do right in your momma's eyes Try not to live your life like its dramatized Don't fake a mental condition if you ain't traumatized Just to fit with other guys nah love the summer vibes Love women deeply whether skinny or with thunder-thighs When we see something new what do we do? Acclimatize I know its nice you gonna leave that sausage and fries Try something new you gonna free your mind If something's hurting you leave that thing behind Stay away stay away from the cigarettes Be like Elizabeth follow in Chiku's steps Write your Granny letters but don't be a cave-man Eat your lettuce grow up to be strong and brave man Get those medals but don't ever be a slave man Tell these kids these words I tell you its okay man Not every girl's the one…but every girl's the one I know you don't get it now…but that knowledge will come Acknowledge every wrong you ever made under the sun Cuz you're my nephew but I might as well call you my son Because I love you Peace Your Uncle