Ponzi

I've heard you're down on your luck and need to catch a break And I have perfect bait for you to take I'll exploit your vulnerabilities, I have just what you need Come one, come all, I've got a great opportunity for you indeed I've got an offer you can't refuse Once in a lifetime, you don't want to lose Out on this spectacular opportunity So much money, and prosperity For me My name's become notorious Ponzi The returns will be glorious For me Shake your fists into the air, scream my name and swear Ponzi I've already reached out to Peter and Paul And I still need to recruit a few more disciples My web of lies lines my pockets like silk On this new coat I've bought, see? We'll all make stacks and stacks of money I've got an offer you can't refuse Once in a lifetime, you don't want to lose Out on this spectacular opportunity So much money, and prosperity For me My name's become notorious Ponzi The returns will be glorious For me Shake your fists into the air, scream my name and swear Ponzi The names may change But the strategy is the same This is my legacy No matter how many lives you destroy With your scheme It will still be named After me I refuse to be enslaved I've grown accustomed to my ways Won't live on petty pay So I steal from those who feel the same Try to catch me all you can But I won't become a better man Give me nothing to do but dream And I'll plot my next Get rich quick scheme Get rich quick For who? Get rich quick Not for you Now let's do it all again Let's go So much time to think Spending it on the inside Postal exchanges To the trader's guide My failures only make me stronger The next scheme will last much longer So many fools, it's funny So easy to take their money I've got an offer you can't refuse Once in a lifetime, you don't want to lose Out on this spectacular opportunity So much money, and prosperity For me My name's become notorious Ponzi The returns will be glorious For me Shake your fists into the air, scream my name and swear Ponzi The names may change But the strategy is the same This is my legacy No matter how many lives You destroy With your scheme It will still be named after me No matter how many lives You destroy When you scheme It will still be named Ponzi