Don't Call Me Buddy

Once a lover, never fighter, that's what sensei said I got an excellent credit score, but a sleep debt Come afternoon, and I'm deluded by my innocence Tacit agreement with bureaucracies of fake friends Sloppy toppy in the back of a Mercedes-Benz (ya, ya) Cowardly hypotheticals amuck in my head (ya, ya) (hey) For conceited hibernation I was surely bred (ya, ya) Comically, uncertainty's my existential dread Don't call me buddy Don't call me buddy Don't call me buddy, k We were never friends You occupied a place Don't call me honey Don't call me honey Don't call me honey, babe No, I ain't sweet like that Ain't no candy cane Don't call me buddy Don't call me buddy Don't call me buddy, hey You just served your purpose Now get out the way Don't call me honey Don't call me honey Don't call me honey, babe No, I ain't sweet like that Ate a Warhead today As I walk through the valley of evil evergreen (yeah) I can smell humiliation mixed with kerosene Know that when the time is right it'll all come crashing in Vituperation from swallows reduced to ash and sin And part of me know that my melancholy bullshit Pathetic excuse for a man who's got the time, yeah No, it was never my intention to resolve shit Rather use you as an inspirational punching bag Don't call me buddy Don't call me buddy Don't call me buddy, k We were never friends You occupied a place Don't call me honey Don't call me honey Don't call me honey, babe No, I ain't sweet like that Ain't no candy cane Don't call me buddy Don't call me buddy Don't call me buddy, hey You just served your purpose Now get out the way Don't call me honey Don't call me honey Don't call me honey, babe No, I ain't sweet like that Ate a Warhead today And now my life is over