Data Rape

It started with a nokia When I was nine Things quickly progressed And I married a device She's sticking to my fingers Like a digital wife I wouldn't mind But I didn't even swipe right She's always there Until her battery dies She's got a front row seat To the screening of my eyesight First class degree in Saving everything I see Little freak She even watches when I sleep She says we got A strong connection But I'm not sure I agree Cos on an average day She's only got 3g Always tries to please me With her expertise Advertising queen I think she's tapped into my dreams Working on the front lines Of digital seduction She keeps pushing all my buttons Until I give up all my substance I didn't get no confirmation When I filled out all the fields And now she's filling up my inbox With her out of date deals I try to keep it low key With a VPN But when I lurk about She never lets me in She locks the door With her t&c's Puts her foot down on the screen Until I reluctantly agree To the small print Don't know what it means Twenty pages long I need a law school degree See, my life's like a Never ending digital receipt Except I never got a Thirty day guarantee Ping ping ping until My ears are ringing Tap tap tap until My fingers tingle Ten thousand steps And she renews the vows Sends me a gift That expires in an hour Cookie jar reject, spam on toast I caught her cheating with the bloke That's got a silicon prose Think it's a shame though That we broke up at the paywall If she didn't steal my bits I think we'd both be on the payroll Data rape, data rape Data rape, data rape Data rape, data rape Data rape, data rape Call me a millennial I live like a perennial I keep it all centennial I feel extra terrestrial I ain't no hero protagonist I'm just living in a world of insanity