#BusLife

I felt her cop a feel as she moved across I said, "If that were me, I'da been chucked off" She said if she was male then she'd be in jail I kinda gave a shrug and said, "Fair enough" Ho-oh-whoah, I'm on the bus Ho-oh-whoah, I'm on the bus He said, "Alright, my friend. Wanna buy some drugs?" I told him I'm alright,"... but my mate Nick does" "It's buy-one-get-one-free on these E's till two!" "This half-price LSD? Well, it's just for you!" Ho-oh-whoah, I'm on the bus I'm on the bus We couldn't see a thing, the glass was all fogged-up A kid, about thirteen, he went and drew a cock The woman screamed, "Charlene's only three, you scruff!" He said, "Don't censor me," and he wrote 'F*ck Off' Ho-oh-whoah, I'm on the bus Ho-oh-whoah... we love the bus