What If I'm the One

What if I'm the one Who is certain he is right But the audience knows better What if I'm the one What if I'm the one Who shouts "Curse you, hero" As I skulk back to my lair and prepare For the next assault What if I'm the one Who knows that he should have her But at the end she snubs him And the audience breathes a sigh of relief Ooh What if I'm the winner And it's thought of as a tragedy Ooh What if I'm the winner And it's thought of as a travesty, a shame What if I'm the one Who is finally overcome And the audience applauds