Don't Stop Me Eatin'

We've got a dad of two Hoping to beat the likes of Ariana Grande to the number- Christmas number one spot I'm gonna try and win Rox Christmas Number One Singing mainly about sausage rolls A normal family record a single could be Christmas number one How did this happen? This is crazy, it really is And our expectations at the beginning was just to make Top 40, and- Raising funds for the food bank charity, the Trussell Trust Here we go again Here we go, we're back Third time lucky (ay) Just what 2020 didn't need Just a sausage roll On a year that's outta control Feeding the nation is our Christmas goal Just a pastry treat And when my family finally meet We share a foot long through a plastic sheet Plastic sheet That's how you gotta do it now That's how you gotta eat 'em Make sure it's sanitized Oh, Lord A sausage roll for a shielding mate (yes mate) In a bag thrown over the gate But for a smile we can share a bite And eat on and on and on and on Bakers baking I went to Greggs now I'm isolating I'm on lockdown tonight All these people Panic buying ready meals Hoardin' bog roll in the night Don't stop me eatin' Oh, sausage roll feelin' Meat life or vegans, come on Every day is on replay Key workers are saving the day (legends) Give anything to hug my nan Just one more time (poor me nans) Eat them cold, eat them hot Sausage rolls are all we've got But for a smile we can share a bite And eat on and on and on and on Right here we go, get ready The vegans are involved (what?) Don't stop me eatin' Oh, sausage roll feelin' Meat life or vegans, come on Don't stop me eatin' Oh, sausage roll feelin' Meat life or vegans, come on Wow that's a banger Right there we go Just when you think it can't get any worse it does Yes, lad