I Love Sausage Rolls

I saw him standing there in the bakery Holding the biggest sausage roll I've ever seen Didn't know it would turn me on But I'd never seen one so long And I knew it was gonna be wrong But I want meat, yeah, meat Baked in puff pastry Yeah, I want meat, yeah, meat Singing, I love sausage rolls So put another one in the oven, baby I love sausage rolls So eat it with ketchup or gravy She smiled at me As she took hold of my snack She put it in her mouth I nearly had a heart attack I couldn't put up a fight Knew it was love at first bite And I could tell it was gonna be right 'Cause I want meat, yeah, meat A beige and savory treat Yeah, I want meat, yeah, meat Singing, I love sausage rolls So put another one in the oven, baby I love sausage rolls So eat it with ketchup or gravy We don't want to start a riot We're not on a vegan diet We know Quorn will never be a client 'Cause we want meat, yeah, meat We eat it on every street Yeah we want meat, yeah meat Singing, I love sausage rolls So put another one in the oven, baby I love sausage rolls So eat it with ketchup or gravy I love sausage rolls So put another one in the oven, baby I love sausage rolls So eat it with ketchup or gravy I love sausage rolls So put another one in the oven, baby I love sausage rolls So eat it with ketchup or gravy I love sausage rolls So put another one in the oven, baby I love sausage rolls So eat it with ketchup or gravy I love sausage rolls So put another one in the oven, baby I love sausage rolls So eat it with ketchup or gravy Hold on, who eats a sausage roll with gravy? Are you joking? Seriously? Gravy? Yes, mate