Ladies' Lady

I've always been a ladies' man, a ladies' guy I like to flash my biceps as they're walking by A ladies' fella, a ladies' swain I may not cook or clean but, hey, I entertain Flirting is like fencing You use the moves that stick And ladies like a fella with a nice long... sword A lunge and then a parry I've got technique on lock And then I finally bless her with my massive... smile I've always been a ladies' lady, a ladies' broad Though the average villager would find it odd A ladies' woman, a ladies' dame Every girl in town is sure to know my name You may like a parry But it's I who'll make a hit And unlike you, well, I can always find her... heart But if she's seeking romance Then she is out of luck I shall not tarry longer than it takes to... kiss Ladies' lady Ladies' guy Make some money Stay dry Stick together Till we die (let's not die) We are ladies' people, we're ladies' guys We flirt with any woman who will bat her eyes It's honest work, with decent pay We come home to each other at the end of the day