The Trial of Sir Julien

A merchant's daughter A nun no less Abducted by Oh, let me guess A scoundrel, man of poor renown Well thank goodness he's been found Oh. Oh no Well that won't do A woman? Pooh I'd rather it be me or you At least the law could see it through And what's a poor old judge to do Unless A simple letter sets it right And with that settled let's begin The trial of Sir Julie-n Order order You stand accused of several crimes Your list of sins now only climbs How do you plead Sir, how do you plead If you do not answer I will hold you in contempt Not guilty Order order A novice saw you light the match And sneak with maiden down the hatch Thou art an egg Sir A rotten egg You make a mockery of this court You might withhold your last retort This court's a mocker of itself Thou loathsome, foul, and beastly elf Sir hold your tongue You heap of dung This is sufficient to convict His morals are all derelict Off with his head He has no head But if he did It would be off And with that settled let us end The trial of Sir Julien...d Order