Lose Your Legs

Some people sip on jungle juice Some ladies like that Hennessy But out in Scandinavia They’ve got Hardanger apple trees Take it easy Sip it slow Your mind is fine But your legs won’t go Let’s get up on this birthday boat Cause Lars is turning seventy There’s pitchers full of amber gold And Helga’s drinking heavily Take it easy Sip it slow Your mind is fine But your legs won’t go All is good Until you try to rise And then you lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs All is good Until you try to rise And then you lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Ole just got off of work In cider is where he’s gonna be That lady is calling out his name She’s bubbling over thristily Take it easy Sip it slow Your mind is fine But your legs won’t go When Helga pours another glass He takes it Then it takes him down That cider knocks him on his ass You better call the doctor now Take it easy Sip it slow Your mind is fine But your legs won’t go All is good Until you try to rise And then you lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs All is good Until you try to rise And then you lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs One more drink You want one more Ja One more drink Be careful when you pour One more drink You want one more Ja One more drink Be careful when you pour One more drink You want one more Ja One more drink Be careful when you pour One more drink You want one more Ja One more drink Be careful when you pour One more drink You want one more Ja One more drink Be careful when you pour One more drink You want one more Ja One more drink Be careful when you pour Skål All is good Until you try to rise And then you lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs All is good Until you try to rise And then you lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs Lose your legs