1000 Men

1000 men I have been with 1000 man let me tell you all about them One, he smoked pot twice a day but I was too deep and knew too many big words Two, he was a model had been with 77 who became a born-again Christian thank God he wore a shower cap Three, he was an orphan dry humped me like a sex doll then alerted the media Lucky number seven said I was the girl of his dreams and that I would leave him I did Oops! Number 10 he’s well Hung...arian A Hungarian is worth 901 men sort of Eight, I won’t mention and nine I won’t count He told me I was a big girl after he raped me on his daddy‘s big fat couch It doesn’t matter anymore Hardly remember the boys of before Because now I’ve been with 1000 men It’s very very Zen to be with 1000 men to do it to do it again and again It’s very very Zen to be with 1000 men