Panties On Fire

Panties on fire I’ve been with 1000 men let me tell you all about them 1: he smoked pot twice a day but I was too deep and I knew too many big words 2: he was a model who had been with 77 who became a born-again Christian thank God he wore a shower cap 3: he was an orphan who dry help me like a sex doll and alerted the media 4: he was a redhead who didn’t have a car I drove him to AA I did it out of pity 5: he never left his home in Malibu but he disappeared for weeks at a time 6: he was in construction he said he didn’t care whether we did it or not he bought me a cat I still have Lucky number seven said I was the girl of his dreams & that I would leave him I did 8 I won’t mention & 9 I won’t count he told me I was a big girl after he raped me on his daddy‘s big fat couch I have been with 1000 men number 10 is well—Hungarian, a Hungarian is worth 901 men now I have been with 1000 men It’s very very zen to be with 1000 men to do it to do it to do it to do it again & again